Some of my favorite quotes...
"I have to say, I am so impressed with the potential you see in me." —Michael Scott
“Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts.” —Lt. Frank Drebin
“If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised.” —Clark Griswold
“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” —Steve Martin
“Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.” —Mark Twain
“Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.” —Oscar Wilde
“People say, ‘But Betty, Facebook is a great way to connect with old friends.’ Well, at my age, if I want to connect with old friends I need a Ouija board.” —Betty White
“Imagining something is better than remembering something.” —Robin Williams
